I’m sitting here at my computer willing it to show me something I don’t already know and I have to admit I am more than a little perturbed!

The serious lack of Twilight news and gossip over the last three weeks is upsetting and disgruntling me! I am nearly (nearly, may I say again!) tempted to start off my own Twilight rumours via a fake twitter account…such as

‘Peter Facinelli declares undying love and unbridled lust for Robert Pattinson’

‘Kristen Stewart auditions for Channel 4’s final series of Big Brother’

‘Kellan Lutz to model for Fyffes because he is Fyffe times better than your average banana’

‘Jackson Rathbone to re-record Aqua’s ‘Barbie Girl’ with Ashley Greene’

‘David Slade to Take on Breaking Dawn and change the ending’

But no, dearest readers, I will not crack under this pressure of lack of news and gossip and even a near fatal drought of pictures.

Let me start with my opinion of KStew’s ‘outfit’ at the Sundance festival. I’m sorry Kristen, while I do love and adore you – your attempt at rebelling against the ‘uniform’ of fancy dresses for these events is childish and immature.  Do not knock the fame that has made you millions.  I loved the outfit as an outfit to go shopping in but on the red carpet, hun? REALLY!?!

I cannot wait to see ‘The Runaways’ but I do hope that the one review I’ve read about is wrong.  A review that says a film is ‘ok…’ is fairly condemning in the land that is Hollywood.  Read more for yourselves - http://movie-critics.ew.com/2010/01/25/the-runaways-is-no-knockout/

Also little Boo Boo Steward, Seth Clearwater (The name is irrelevant and there are many many things we could say but won’t) has gotten himself a new sideline gig as a columnist for a Pro Wrestling website!

“TNA announced that actor Booboo Stewart, who will appear in Twilight Eclipse, will debut a new column on the TNA website. The column, entitled "15 Minutes with Booboo Stewart," will feature the actor interviewing various TNA wrestlers. The first column will feature an interview with TNA Champion A.J. Styles and will debut next week. [Thanks to Devin Cutting of ProwrestlingEvents.tk.]”

While I just want to mammy the cute little guy, he is bound to have the hearts of the younger Twilight fans thumping with adoration! I can condone the 24-year-old-fancying-Taylor-Lautner-syndrome but this guy is most DEFINITELY out of bounds!

Fair play Boo Boo, and as a mother would say to her child ‘I’m proud of you, son!’

This appears to be all I’ve come across lately, but not to fear peeps, I will keep on dredging through the underworld that is Tabloid news for some sweet and needed juicy gossip!

Over and Out!