Re-introduce myself because its been so long, you say?

I apologise for being AWOL for the last couple of weeks but what with no internet down in the schtix (phonetic spelling for a word that means beyond the pale or as I so lovingly refer to my home, back arse of nowhere!) and with work being the way it was it was impossible to keep you all up to date with any gossip but of course the loverly Jess, founder of one of the most awesome websites ever (this one – as if that was ever in doubt!) kept you guys going with all her findings.

Righto lets begin…

As you may have heard/seen the b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l Robert Pattinson chipped his tooth lately.  Poor little lamb!  It has however not soiled him for us… Mr. Pattinson is still our male version of Aphrodite and if anything it makes him look all the more rugged and manly and our man was not afraid to show his wound off in all its glory…

Kinda looks like a fang… ooooh swoon for the vamps!

Do not be worried though. Rob did not break his tooth in a fight (so no we will not have to hunt down the aggressor who tried to damage this precious piece of eye candy).  According to his Eclipse co-star, Bryce Dallas Howard (Victoria), he chipped it while flossing.

E! quoted Howard as saying

"He told me this story that made me crack up. He was like, 'Oh, I have to go to the dentist.' And I was like, 'Oh no, what happened? Just a checkup?' And he was like, 'No, I chipped a tooth.' And I was like, 'How?' And he was like, 'Flossing.'"

She, like, doesn’t seem to have the strongest grip of the English language like (Sorry guys, I am still Team Lefevre, but please feel free to defend Howard – I am going to remain open to her performance in Eclipse)

She finished the discussion Robert Pattinson’s hygiene on this note, "I don't even floss. So he's hygienic. Trust me."

Errrr, right……

Another award ceremony and another award for our golden boy of the moment, Taylor Lautner.

Lautner was named as Favourite Breakout Movie Star.  On the verge of his 18th birthday (as of this post 30 days to go people!!!), he is looking mighty daper and is rumored to be the new model for Armani… Bring out the tighty whitey’s I say, bring ‘em out!

Lautner was not the only winner at the People’s Choice awards with Twilight winning Favorite Movie.  The awards (and cash) are rolling in for all of those involved in the movies – however in my case the cash is rolling out in order for me to own the latest merchandise!

Kellan Lutz and his baby blues were also in attendance for the awards ceremony -  can I have a num-num-num-num from the peanut gallery please!

Ooooh so our naughty little Jason Rathbone is rumoured to have leaked the script to Eclipse… In my opinion this could either be a) a teensy weensy mistake by our lovely monkey or b) a publicity stunt to get even more publicity for the Twilight series.

Either way I’m fairly certain that Rathbone meant no harm, if he did do it… Let’s keep using my favourite get out of jail free word here people, ALLEGDELY!

And purely for the wow factor and what I aspire to look like, what with all my new year’s resolutions here is the amazing Ashley Greene showing us why she filters into the dreams of all teenage boys around the globe!

I know a lot of you are totally against reading the script but as I said in my comment under Jess’ post about the leak, I am one of those people who reads the last page of a book in order to know whats coming but I will not be searching out the script.  I think its wrong and out of order. Seriously, all you have to do is read the book and I pretty sure that you’ll have a good idea of what is coming in the film!

I’ve been emailing some of the Twi-Hards I got to know at the UK fan event recently and have been coming over all sentimental.  It feels like only yesterday that we still had three months to go until the release of New Moon but here we are only (less than) five months away from Eclipse.

Here’s a teensy re-cap (a snippet from our private emails) for all of those who couldn’t make it to the event…

“It feels like forever since Lorraine showed Trisha (my little northern muffin!) how to make tea (the video is on its way people!), since Jess met me in the taxi at the crack of dawn (heehee breaking dawn!) to go to the airport, since I first met Bee at the airport and had some issues with boarding passes (hmmm, will not go on about that though due to Bee having to go back twice to get new ones and me getting stranded all on my lonesome in Gatwick Airport where I then had to set up home in the disabled toilets for four hours before I could get on another flight!), since Joanne and myself bonded over two trashy magazines on the plane searching for any reference of a twilight origin and since I met the Lovely Lynn at the awesome event she organized (Irish Twilight Event with Solomon Trimble who informed me due to my own native American heritage, I have land rights in Canada!) , since Robert looked across the sea of thousands to gaze upon the wonder that was Lorraine shrieking at him anytime he took a breath, since the 6ft female cousin it kept flicking her hair into our faces, since the Irish legion of approx 20 got singled out and Rob looked at the three separate part of the room that the mating calls were being screamed from, since I met a girl who actually went to school with JEDWARD

and since, through my pal Jess, I found some of the best people in the world!”

Awww, I can be so warm and fuzzy sometimes!

One of my new Twilight recruits has gone and made me distance myself from her for the time being…

She came into work and admitted having a saucy dream about Joe McElderry but the icing on the cake was admitting she was changing more to Team Jacob!!

This is not meant to be a slight on Jacob fans but I cannot condone a Turncoat (you may however play for both Team Edward and Team Jacob)!  I may have to force her to read ‘Midnight Sun’ again to get her back on track…

Anyhoo, that’s all from me for the time being folks but I lead you out with a laugh… Click on the link for the 30 second version of Twilight by the infamous bunnies!

http://www.angryalien.com/aa/twilightbuns.asp